Raptor Survival Quiz

In the event of a raptor attack, how likely are you to survive? Take this test, and find out.

First, some general survival questions:

1. In a fight, you are confident you could beat your own body weight (rounding up) in which of the following? Check all that apply.
Tigers
Ponies
Otters
Ducks
Bees

2. What is your weapon of choice?
Your bare hands
Rifle
Shotgun
ICBM

3. How much food do you currently have stored at home?
A day's worth
A week's worth
A month's worth
More than a month's worth

4. You enter a building you've not been in before. What is the first thing you do?
Continue to where you were going
Check for potential raptor entry points
Gather makeshift weapons


Now, how well do you know your enemy?

5. A raptor is chasing your group. How fast do you have to run?
Faster than sound
Faster than the raptor (i.e. 10 m/s)
Faster than the slowest person in the group
You cannot run fast enough

6. What do raptors fear?
Fire
Methyl Anthranilate
They have no knowledge of fear

7. What is a raptor's weak point?
Its eyes
Its crotch
Conversational Spanish
Non-existent

Lastly, some situations you might encounter.

8. You know that raptors are about and you have a raw steak in your possession. What do you do?
Eat it yourself to keep your strength up
Use it as bait in a raptor trap
Keep it until you are surrounded, then use it to appease the raptors
Dispose of it as quickly as possible

9. Raptors attack during dinner. What's your course of action?
Grab the fork, for stabbing the raptor in the eye
Grab the pepper, to act as a makeshift mace
Grab the shotgun that you always keep by your side
Grab the last after dinner mint; this is no time to be polite

10. A raptor is downstairs, but you have your phone with you. Who do you call?
The Ghostbusters
The armed forces
Your mum, to say "Good bye"
Pizza delivery
No-one - talking will give away your position